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Austin, the lovely young fellow at the local Starbucks told me I needed to write a book. I thought, who me? DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME? Oh wait, we just met. Apparently all Austin knows about me is that I am unemployed and thinks I should spend my days writing a novel. YEAH RIGHT AUSTIN. English was my least favorite subject in grade school. I always received higher grades on the math portions of standardized tests. I rarely read a book without seeing the movie first. Who do you think I am Austin? Jane Eyre. I will not spend my days writing a novel when I should be applying for jobs. Get with it Austin. The LAST THING I should be doing while unemployed is writing a novel. A novel. How pretentious. Instead I think I'll make a blog.